1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:31,958 --> 00:00:34,833 In 1650, the archbishop James Usher, 4 00:00:35,125 --> 00:00:37,208 calculating from biblical references, 5 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:39,625 fixed the date of the world's creation 6 00:00:39,917 --> 00:00:44,042 to have been in the year 4004 bc. 7 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:46,792 Another dedicated cleric, working independently 8 00:00:47,083 --> 00:00:50,042 of the archbishop, not only corroborated his findings 9 00:00:50,333 --> 00:00:53,833 but with further scriptural proof, pinpointed not only 10 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:57,000 the year but the exact date and time. 11 00:00:57,292 --> 00:01:02,083 4004 bc, October 23rd, at nine am. 12 00:01:05,875 --> 00:01:08,750 That was 4004 bc. 13 00:01:09,042 --> 00:01:13,750 Meanwhile, a billion years before, give or take a little 14 00:02:50,667 --> 00:02:53,625 Here on the left, the museum's dramatic exhibit 15 00:02:53,917 --> 00:02:57,167 of life-size statues of man's evolutionary change 16 00:02:57,458 --> 00:02:58,958 over millions of years. 17 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:03,250 - Ramapithecus, 14 million to 12 million years ago. 18 00:03:13,292 --> 00:03:15,958 Australopithecus, five and a half million 19 00:03:16,250 --> 00:03:17,750 to two million years ago. 20 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:32,292 Paranthropus, two million to one million 21 00:03:32,583 --> 00:03:34,417 years ago, dead end. 22 00:03:44,667 --> 00:03:47,917 Advanced australopithecus, two million 23 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:49,917 to one million years ago. 24 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:04,500 Homo erectus, 700,000 to 250,000 years ago. 25 00:04:16,167 --> 00:04:20,667 Early homo sapiens, 100,000 years ago. 26 00:04:30,167 --> 00:04:35,083 Neanderthal man, 100,000 to 35,000 years ago. 27 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:55,250 Cro-magnon man, 35,000 to 10,000 years ago. 28 00:08:31,708 --> 00:08:32,958 There, it's done. 29 00:08:34,458 --> 00:08:37,917 - You're wasting your time. - He doesn't know how to read. 30 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:39,917 - He'd have to be able to read. 31 00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:42,167 - I tell you, you're wasting your time. 32 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:44,618 - The president of the united states, how could he run 33 00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:47,208 the country and the war if he didn't know how to read? 34 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:49,625 Hm, listen. 35 00:08:50,792 --> 00:08:54,583 Dear president, 25 million years ago, when I was swinging 36 00:08:54,875 --> 00:08:56,625 in the jungle, it shrunk. 37 00:08:56,917 --> 00:08:58,958 I had to come down out of the trees and adapt 38 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:02,375 to the open grassland, where, after considerable hardship 39 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,917 and sacrifice, I evolved into man. 40 00:09:05,833 --> 00:09:07,792 Now I know there was a slipup somewhere, 41 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:09,833 and you were not informed of this, 42 00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:12,667 because you now have us back in the jungle. 43 00:09:12,958 --> 00:09:13,958 - Very astute. 44 00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:20,042 - I hereby submit that you have designed a war for apes, 45 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:22,917 and as a member of mankind I am exempt 46 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:26,083 and hereby tender my resignation. 47 00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:28,458 Hoping that you and your administration can find 48 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:31,125 bigger and better monkeys to fight its wars, 49 00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:32,833 I remain Arnie dickerson. 50 00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:36,000 - The president musta got the word. 51 00:09:36,292 --> 00:09:38,708 - I want you guys down the path about 20 feet. 52 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,143 Stay hidden there in the trees 53 00:09:40,167 --> 00:09:41,750 until you hear the whistle to move out. 54 00:09:42,042 --> 00:09:43,375 And don't head out in open ground 55 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,542 until you hear the whistle to move out. 56 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:49,415 Think you can get that straight. 57 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:55,500 - Hey, sarge, can you mail this for me? It's my resignation. 58 00:09:55,792 --> 00:09:58,125 - Sure, I'll get it off your body. 59 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:13,042 - 25 million years, and I'm right back where I started. 60 00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:17,500 For those of you wishing to tour the museum 61 00:10:17,792 --> 00:10:20,250 accompanied by an experienced guide, 62 00:10:20,542 --> 00:10:23,875 the tour is leaving immediately from the tour guide desk 63 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:28,417 located on the first floor by the main entrance. 64 00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:33,667 - Our tour is about to begin if you'd like to go with us. 65 00:10:33,958 --> 00:10:34,958 - No. 66 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:36,167 - Shut up. 67 00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:37,750 - I wanna go to a restaurant. 68 00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:42,792 - When man, the naked ape, finally stood upright, 69 00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:46,083 his hands were left free to use weapons. 70 00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:49,792 He also had the brain potential to make them. 71 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:53,500 Unlike his ape ancestors, the naked ape's growth 72 00:10:53,792 --> 00:10:57,125 to maturity had become a slow growth. 73 00:10:57,417 --> 00:10:59,458 Now the act of learning and hunting 74 00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:02,083 wasn't all that made up a hunting ape. 75 00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:04,583 He had to have genetic help. 76 00:11:04,875 --> 00:11:08,125 Basic biological changes in his nature were necessary. 77 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:13,000 In other words, his personality had to be changed 78 00:11:13,292 --> 00:11:15,708 biologically as well as psychologically. 79 00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:23,875 So, with the aid of eons of time, and natural selection, 80 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:28,042 he remotivated himself from a life of fruit picker, 81 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:32,083 of continuous forest snacks, to a life of hunter, 82 00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:34,333 killer, food preparer, 83 00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:36,917 somewhat like the pure carnivores, the cat. 84 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:25,583 The hunt, the kill and the preparation of food 85 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:29,417 each became a separately motivated action, 86 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:32,083 making each an end in itself. 87 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,917 Minute-to-minute snacks were out, 88 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:38,333 and big, spaced-out meals were in. 89 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,000 Another behavior pattern he had to remotivate 90 00:12:41,292 --> 00:12:43,250 was his system of defecation. 91 00:12:43,542 --> 00:12:45,750 It had to be spacially organized 92 00:12:46,042 --> 00:12:47,917 due to group considerations. 93 00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:52,500 - Hey, where's Lee? 94 00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:54,750 - Sergeant, you came back for my letter. 95 00:12:57,292 --> 00:13:00,083 Hey, sergeant, did you know that your facial and vocal 96 00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:02,175 expressions were developed by the hunting ape 97 00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:05,500 more than two million years ago, so's he could communicate 98 00:13:05,792 --> 00:13:07,152 and cooperate with his fellow man? 99 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:09,167 - Would you quit the shit, dickerson, 100 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:10,583 and tell me where Lee went? 101 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,083 Where the hell have you been? 102 00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:17,750 - Having a private carnivore activity. 103 00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:19,625 - Smart-ass college bastards. 104 00:13:19,917 --> 00:13:22,167 - Oh, that does it, that really does it, sergeant. 105 00:13:22,458 --> 00:13:24,708 Lee, my letter of resignation, where is it? 106 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,583 - Oh, I just used it. 107 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:31,500 - Please follow the yellow line to exhibit h. 108 00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:35,917 We naked apes owe all of our basic sexual qualities 109 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:39,208 to our fruit-picking forest ape ancestors. 110 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:42,167 But these characteristics were drastically modified 111 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:45,958 when we adapted to an open country hunting way of life. 112 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:49,458 The bonding of one male, one female developed. 113 00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:52,542 The pair bond, or love, came into being. 114 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:57,042 Lee, I'm gonna write another letter. 115 00:13:57,333 --> 00:14:00,333 Dear Mr. President, for millions of years, 116 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:04,250 guys like me have gone off to hunt or to wars, 117 00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:06,500 worrying about his woman back home. 118 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:11,000 Then, true love grew into our lives, 119 00:14:11,292 --> 00:14:14,125 and gave us males assurance our wives 120 00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:16,792 wouldn't have thoughts of other guys, 121 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,667 but attend his happy hearth at home, 122 00:14:19,958 --> 00:14:23,625 his unassailable haven from the horny, ha ha. 123 00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:29,250 Why is it berries always seem riper on another man's bush? 124 00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:34,917 This fear, plus the need to stick around until the kids 125 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,167 were grown, is why love was developed. 126 00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:43,958 Why, I predict, love will prove a much more 127 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,667 powerful drive than sex, don't you? 128 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,542 I mean, two people won't want anybody else but one another 129 00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:56,292 now that we got this pair bond love thing going. 130 00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:00,458 I can't imagine anything bigger than that 131 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,125 in the picture, can you? 132 00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:05,208 Love is where it's at. 133 00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:09,125 The fellows here are swell. 134 00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:11,750 We rap about all sorts of things. 135 00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:14,167 But underneath, we're of one mind. 136 00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:18,167 I wonder what she's doing now, the girl I left behind. 137 00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:22,167 Hell, I know that now that I've developed 138 00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:26,708 this very strong pair bond with my girl, my mate, 139 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,208 having once done this, I should have no concern 140 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:33,625 about her loyalty or fidelity till I return. 141 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:37,167 Except 142 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:41,292 except, as you may have by now detected, 143 00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,958 there's a creeping doubt this process 144 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,750 was ever really perfected. 145 00:15:48,042 --> 00:15:49,042 - Uh-oh. 146 00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:58,542 So there he is, our vertical, hunting, 147 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,583 territorial, brainy, naked ape. 148 00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:05,083 The naked ape is a new, experimental departure, 149 00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:08,417 and new models frequently have imperfections. 150 00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:10,833 For instance, sexually, the naked ape 151 00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:15,083 finds himself today in a somewhat confusing situation. 152 00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:18,952 - Remember in the middle ages 153 00:16:19,042 --> 00:16:21,000 when they put fig leaves on everything? 154 00:16:21,292 --> 00:16:22,393 - That's so people wouldn't get horny 155 00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:23,833 starting at the statues. 156 00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:25,125 Yeah. 157 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,083 I can get horny staring at space. 158 00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:31,833 - Let's see. 159 00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:35,583 I'll buy these. 160 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:36,750 - Got it. 161 00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:38,042 - I don't need these. 162 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,167 I'm gonna buy these. 163 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,000 Hey, are you gonna go to your next class? 164 00:16:44,292 --> 00:16:45,292 - Yeah. 165 00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:48,333 I don't know why. I didn't do my assignment. 166 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:49,625 - What is it? 167 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:50,417 - It's for English lit. 168 00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:52,667 I need a quotable passage from a major writer. 169 00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:56,042 - A quotable passage from a major writer? 170 00:16:58,708 --> 00:16:59,708 Why don't you fake it? 171 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:02,250 - Oh, that's very good, thanks. 172 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,083 - She's probably making change with her toes. 173 00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:10,375 - Yeah. 174 00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:14,750 - Hey, man, here's a writer with some quotable stuff. 175 00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,125 - That's anthropology, dumdum. 176 00:17:18,417 --> 00:17:20,257 - It's in English, isn't it? It's English lit. 177 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:21,333 - I keep forgetting. 178 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,500 - Here, look here. 179 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,417 - First page, he is proud... 180 00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:25,250 - Who? 181 00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:28,583 - Man, that he has the biggest brain of all the primates, 182 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:30,155 but attempts to conceal the fact 183 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,250 that he also has the biggest penis. 184 00:17:32,542 --> 00:17:34,083 - Come on, Arnie, she can hear you. 185 00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:37,625 - Preferring to accord this honor falsely 186 00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:39,125 to the mighty gorilla. 187 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,917 It's bigger than a gorilla's. 188 00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:45,458 - Lotta good it's doing me. 189 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:49,208 - Yeah, a gorilla probably makes out better. 190 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:51,970 - Keep reading, you'll find they don't have 191 00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:53,250 nearly as much fun. 192 00:18:01,292 --> 00:18:03,708 - You loudmouth dummy. I told you she could hear you. 193 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:04,542 - Okay, okay. 194 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:05,833 Look, look, look. 195 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:07,958 Here. 196 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,290 - You didn't pay for that. 197 00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:10,417 - No, no, you did. 198 00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:14,292 - Why you dirty son of a 199 00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:15,583 - ow. 200 00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,792 That was worth 95 cents. 201 00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,792 Oh, man, listen to this. 202 00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:29,667 It could be said that the advance of civilization 203 00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:33,250 has not so much molded modern sexual behavior 204 00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:36,875 as that sexual behavior has molded the shape of civiliza... 205 00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:39,167 I can just see myself getting up and quoting that. 206 00:18:39,375 --> 00:18:40,655 I don't even know what it means. 207 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,950 - It means that we evolved from the sexual fruit picker 208 00:18:43,042 --> 00:18:44,042 to the sexual hunter. 209 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:44,917 - Fruit picker? 210 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,333 Wait a minute, I was never no sexual fruit picker. 211 00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:48,684 - Are you gonna listen to me? 212 00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:49,708 - I don't know. 213 00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:51,875 - Well, listen, it look millions of years 214 00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:54,292 for us to evolve into the sexual hunter, 215 00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:56,583 and then we think up civilization, 216 00:18:56,875 --> 00:19:01,083 and pow, man, in a few thousand years we become civilized. 217 00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:04,500 Now the point is, there was no time to make the adjustment. 218 00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:07,167 - Oh, so now I'm a maladjusted sexual fruit picker. 219 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:11,292 - No, no, no, you are a maladjusted sexual hunter. 220 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:14,042 Look, don't we have to keep slamming 221 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,667 those lids down on our sexual feelings? 222 00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:19,278 I mean, if we don't, we're in trouble with society, right? 223 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:23,292 - Right. That one I am, I'm a sexual lid slammer. 224 00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:26,042 - Okay, well, that kind of restraint has got to be learned. 225 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,250 I mean, our basic urges don't agree with that. 226 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,862 That's because never had the time 227 00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:31,708 to make the proper gene switches. 228 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,583 - You mean, all my basic needs and urges 229 00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:37,042 are geared to a few thousand years ago? 230 00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:40,250 - 25 to 30,000 years ago. 231 00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:43,167 - Then all those nights in scout camp when I was thinking 232 00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,708 all those things, I wasn't unclean? 233 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,542 - You and the rest of the beaver troop were merely reacting 234 00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:51,583 to the call of the early sexual hunter. 235 00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,583 - Yeah, beaver. 236 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:58,292 - Oh, good hit. 237 00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:00,500 I think you better go retrieve your dart. 238 00:20:00,792 --> 00:20:01,458 - Yeah. 239 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:04,208 Even maladjusted, it still beats early fruit picking. 240 00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:15,375 Sorry. 241 00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:18,042 Oh, sorry. 242 00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,125 Here. 243 00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:32,167 - Was I right? 244 00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:36,083 - Uh, right. 245 00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:25,458 - The popularity of erotic poetry and prose. 246 00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:31,500 I imagine you all had a ball finding 247 00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:33,542 examples for this assignment. 248 00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:40,292 During every uptight era, the man with the pen seems 249 00:21:41,542 --> 00:21:45,292 not only to let himself be free enough to investigate 250 00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:48,417 the myriad pleasures afforded by love, 251 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:53,292 but is allowed by society to get away with it in print. 252 00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:54,583 Why? 253 00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:59,083 Why, if at the same time the cultural code forbids it? 254 00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:05,875 It is because one poet's vivid and inventive 255 00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:10,208 imagination must serve for the many. 256 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:14,542 He is given license, becoming the symbol of the free spirit, 257 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:18,458 the fulfilled man, a luxury not afforded the masses 258 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:22,208 by reason of their desire to abide by the civilized rule. 259 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:27,167 He becomes a man a hang-up generation envies. 260 00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:29,708 And if instead of reading this pornography 261 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,750 these hang-up people were to act out their fantasies 262 00:22:33,042 --> 00:22:35,833 as healthy animals, the traffic in this literature 263 00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:37,125 would drop to nothing. 264 00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:41,833 The post office department, the league of decency, 265 00:22:42,125 --> 00:22:45,000 various church and veterans organizations 266 00:22:45,292 --> 00:22:48,292 would all be grateful, because they would be relieved 267 00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:51,167 of a busy schedule of vigilance, making themselves 268 00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:54,000 more available to do in their secret shame 269 00:22:54,292 --> 00:22:57,292 what the poets encourage we all do in open delight. 270 00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:06,042 Hold it, hold it, wait, waitjust a minute. 271 00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:07,542 We have forgotten one thing. 272 00:23:08,792 --> 00:23:09,792 The law. 273 00:23:12,292 --> 00:23:14,583 Well it seems that civilization, in its never-ending 274 00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:17,042 attempt to curb our animal nature, 275 00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:21,917 has devised certain unnatural act laws. 276 00:23:22,208 --> 00:23:23,625 Now they even apply, by the way, 277 00:23:23,917 --> 00:23:28,000 to unnatural acts between a man and his wife. 278 00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:31,958 Now if yours is the normal sex life of the normal American, 279 00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:33,292 you could all be arrested. 280 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:37,833 Let's get to the examples themselves. 281 00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:41,750 We'll start over here and go, one after another, 282 00:23:42,042 --> 00:23:43,042 right around the room. 283 00:23:46,417 --> 00:23:49,417 - "To his mistress going to bed," by John dunne. 284 00:23:49,708 --> 00:23:52,417 "Full nakedness, all joys are due to thee. 285 00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:55,042 "As souls unbodied, bodies unclothed must be 286 00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:57,083 "to taste whole joys. 287 00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:59,917 "Gems which you women use are like Atlanta's ball 288 00:24:00,208 --> 00:24:01,667 "cast in men's views. 289 00:24:01,958 --> 00:24:04,542 "That when a fool's eye iighteth on a gem, 290 00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:07,333 "his earthly soul might court that, not them." 291 00:24:08,625 --> 00:24:09,643 Next please. 292 00:24:09,667 --> 00:24:11,458 "Sappho's ode" by catullus. 293 00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:13,583 "My bosom glowed. 294 00:24:13,875 --> 00:24:17,042 "The subtle flame ran quick through all my vital frame. 295 00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:19,625 "On my dim eyes the darkness hung." 296 00:24:21,208 --> 00:24:22,667 The pair formation stage, 297 00:24:22,958 --> 00:24:25,292 usually referred to as courtship, 298 00:24:25,583 --> 00:24:29,083 is remarkably prolonged by animal standards, 299 00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:31,917 frequently lasting for weeks or even months. 300 00:24:34,958 --> 00:24:37,417 As with many other species, it is characterized 301 00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:40,667 by tentative, ambivalent behavior 302 00:24:40,958 --> 00:24:45,167 involving conflicts between fear, aggression 303 00:24:46,333 --> 00:24:48,000 and sexual attraction. 304 00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:53,250 The nervousness and hesitancy are slowly reduced 305 00:24:53,542 --> 00:24:57,083 if the mutual sexual signals are strong enough. 306 00:25:16,542 --> 00:25:19,458 These involve complex facial expressions, 307 00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:22,583 body postures and vocalizations. 308 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,833 A courting couple is often referred to 309 00:25:35,125 --> 00:25:37,250 as murmuring sweet nothings, 310 00:25:37,542 --> 00:25:40,042 and this phase sums up clearly the significance 311 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:43,292 of the tone of voice as opposed to what is being spoken. 312 00:25:52,542 --> 00:25:56,042 After the initial stages of visual and vocal display, 313 00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:58,042 simple body contacts are made. 314 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:03,167 These usually accompany locomotion, 315 00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:06,833 which is considerably increased when the pair are together. 316 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,083 - Hand to hand. 317 00:27:24,833 --> 00:27:28,250 And arm to arm contacts. 318 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,917 Followed by mouth to face. 319 00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:39,333 Mouth to mouth contact. 320 00:27:42,792 --> 00:27:45,042 Mutual embracing occurs 321 00:27:45,333 --> 00:27:48,333 both statically and during locomotion. 322 00:27:49,792 --> 00:27:51,583 Next please. 323 00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:55,750 Sonnets, "actualities" by ee cummings. 324 00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:58,833 "I like my body when it is with your body. 325 00:27:59,125 --> 00:27:59,792 "It is so quite new a thing." 326 00:28:00,083 --> 00:28:03,708 Certain spontaneous outbursts of running. 327 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000 Running? 328 00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:07,292 - Mm-hm, running and chasing. 329 00:28:08,708 --> 00:28:10,625 Chasing? 330 00:28:10,917 --> 00:28:12,125 - Mm-hm, jumping. 331 00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:18,708 And dancing are commonly seen. 332 00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:24,125 Where are you going? 333 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000 - Oh! 334 00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:28,083 Oh! 335 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:42,667 J'aii week long, we've been looking at horizons j' 336 00:28:42,958 --> 00:28:47,750 j'and it's hard on the brain j' 337 00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:52,792 j' sometimes I wonder is it the car or the highway j' 338 00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:57,875 j' that rolls through the rain j' 339 00:28:58,167 --> 00:29:00,375 j' this day has no number j' 340 00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:02,875 j' this day has no name j' 341 00:29:03,167 --> 00:29:07,292 j' but it's time for the weekend all the same j' 342 00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:11,333 j' why don't you put on your Saturday suit? J' 343 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:15,042 j' let's fly away j' 344 00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:20,083 j' we could find ourselves a little cafe j' 345 00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:24,792 j' where the street people come to play j' 346 00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:29,708 j' and let the wine and the sunshine j' 347 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,083 j' blow our minds away j' 348 00:29:33,375 --> 00:29:38,167 j' Saturday suit me fine today j' 349 00:29:39,667 --> 00:29:44,583 j' baby, won't you Saturday suit me fine today? J' 350 00:29:47,083 --> 00:29:52,000 j' darling, won't you Saturday suit me fine today? J' 351 00:30:05,417 --> 00:30:07,167 Next please. 352 00:30:07,458 --> 00:30:08,833 - This is from the Bible. 353 00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:12,542 The song of songs, which is Solomon. 354 00:30:13,667 --> 00:30:16,667 "Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth, 355 00:30:16,958 --> 00:30:19,667 "for thy love is better than wine. 356 00:30:19,958 --> 00:30:22,750 "Because of the savior of thy good ointments, 357 00:30:23,042 --> 00:30:26,208 "thy name is as ointments poured forth." 358 00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:29,833 "Therefore do the virgins love thee." 359 00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:33,958 "A bundle of myrrh is my wealth, beloved unto me. 360 00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:37,542 "He shall lie all night betwixt my breast." 361 00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:40,750 - Much of this pair formation phase may take place 362 00:30:41,042 --> 00:30:44,417 in public, but when it passes over to the precopulatory 363 00:30:44,708 --> 00:30:47,458 and copulatory phase, privacy is sought, 364 00:30:47,750 --> 00:30:50,625 and the subsequent patterns of behavior are performed 365 00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:54,292 in isolation from the other members of the species, 366 00:30:54,583 --> 00:30:57,208 as far as is possible. 367 00:30:58,208 --> 00:30:59,208 Right? 368 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,083 - Right. 369 00:31:28,667 --> 00:31:31,167 One, two, three. 370 00:31:38,542 --> 00:31:41,375 Let's go, one, two, three, four 371 00:32:11,792 --> 00:32:16,708 J' you finger paint me j' 372 00:32:17,917 --> 00:32:22,792 j' I'll finger paint you j' 373 00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:27,500 j' remember children and j' 374 00:32:27,792 --> 00:32:32,583 j' the things they like to do j' 375 00:32:35,833 --> 00:32:40,750 j' and let your colors flow j' 376 00:32:41,667 --> 00:32:46,583 j' as they did long ago j' 377 00:32:48,125 --> 00:32:53,042 j' before forgetting how j' 378 00:32:54,042 --> 00:32:58,667 j' but you can finger paint me now j' 379 00:32:58,958 --> 00:33:01,458 j' is that the sound of the thunder in the eaves? J' 380 00:33:01,750 --> 00:33:03,792 j' finger paint me now j' 381 00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:08,875 j' is that the wind that's rising in the trees? J' 382 00:33:09,208 --> 00:33:14,125 j' love is the answer that j' 383 00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:18,542 j' we've always known j' 384 00:33:18,833 --> 00:33:23,625 j' why then do we let each other live and die alone? J' 385 00:33:26,667 --> 00:33:31,417 j' finger paint me now with your tiny hand j' 386 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:41,208 J' you can touch me now j' 387 00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:44,042 j' I'm just a man j' 388 00:34:17,042 --> 00:34:19,542 - You know, we could be arrested? 389 00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:22,667 - We? It's your fantasy. 390 00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:24,583 - Oh, right. 391 00:34:31,375 --> 00:34:33,917 - Did you know monkeys and apes don't fall in love? 392 00:34:35,542 --> 00:34:37,333 - I keep forgetting. 393 00:34:38,917 --> 00:34:40,277 - A couple of groups come near it, 394 00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:43,125 but people are the only ones who really pair up. 395 00:34:43,417 --> 00:34:46,417 For long periods of time, I mean. 396 00:34:46,708 --> 00:34:48,125 - People aren't a type of monkeys? 397 00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:50,708 - They're primates. 398 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,583 They're primates. 399 00:34:52,875 --> 00:34:55,875 - True, have one and you've had them all. 400 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:03,875 - A couple of facial expressions, a grunt 401 00:35:04,167 --> 00:35:06,167 and seven seconds later, it's over, 402 00:35:06,458 --> 00:35:08,250 and they're back to separate bananas. 403 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,125 - Well if you had to lie flat on your back on a branch, 404 00:35:13,417 --> 00:35:15,000 a quickie's about all you could handle. 405 00:35:15,292 --> 00:35:16,833 - Wrong. She's on all fours. 406 00:35:17,792 --> 00:35:20,042 We're the only primates that mate face to face. 407 00:35:21,042 --> 00:35:22,917 - Good idea for a song. 408 00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:25,750 J' the human race mates face to face j' 409 00:35:26,042 --> 00:35:27,583 Idiot. 410 00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:29,000 - You hate my music. 411 00:35:30,292 --> 00:35:31,708 - I love it. 412 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,250 - Says here the female... 413 00:35:38,542 --> 00:35:40,000 - Female monkey? 414 00:35:40,292 --> 00:35:41,458 -Well, she 415 00:35:44,583 --> 00:35:45,875 Uh-oh. 416 00:35:57,458 --> 00:35:59,375 - What about the female monkey? 417 00:35:59,667 --> 00:36:03,667 - Well, she doesn't seem to experience any kind of orgasm. 418 00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:08,375 Certainly nothing compared to you. Doesn't seem fair. 419 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:11,875 - What's worse, she only gets a little one week in four. 420 00:36:12,167 --> 00:36:13,458 - One week in four? 421 00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:15,500 - A little one week in four. 422 00:36:15,792 --> 00:36:16,976 And if she's pregnant or nursing, 423 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,125 she just sits on it for the duration. 424 00:36:19,417 --> 00:36:20,000 - It's not fair. 425 00:36:20,292 --> 00:36:22,583 - The lower mammals don't do that well. 426 00:36:23,667 --> 00:36:25,292 - Probably why they sleep all winter. 427 00:36:34,208 --> 00:36:38,583 - The orgasm could work against the monkey's survival. 428 00:36:38,875 --> 00:36:41,125 She's only got a few days to get fertilized, 429 00:36:41,417 --> 00:36:43,875 and she better not spend any of that time being satisfied 430 00:36:44,167 --> 00:36:46,375 or she's cutting into her own mating time. 431 00:36:46,667 --> 00:36:48,417 Wilt thou have this woman to be 432 00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:52,583 thy lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, 433 00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:56,708 for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness... 434 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,920 - But the male monkey gets his rocks off, right? 435 00:36:59,125 --> 00:37:01,708 As long as ye both shall live? 436 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:02,542 - Always. 437 00:37:02,833 --> 00:37:04,375 - Not you, him. 438 00:37:04,667 --> 00:37:05,667 -I do. 439 00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:09,417 - Wilt thou have this man to be thy lawfully 440 00:37:09,708 --> 00:37:12,750 wedded husband, to have and to hold... 441 00:37:13,042 --> 00:37:15,167 - The male monkey's orgasm satisfies him 442 00:37:15,458 --> 00:37:17,542 and gives him time to regenerate more sperm. 443 00:37:21,083 --> 00:37:22,083 - Hey. 444 00:37:22,167 --> 00:37:22,833 - I'm regenerating. 445 00:37:23,125 --> 00:37:25,208 - For as long as ye both shall live? 446 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:28,167 - Is your orgasm for regenerating too? 447 00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:30,125 - Oh, I don't really think so, 448 00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:32,500 but in survival it has other advantages. 449 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,750 For instance, it's quite wild, 450 00:37:35,042 --> 00:37:36,833 part of the old reward system, 451 00:37:37,125 --> 00:37:39,667 a little goodie for pairing off. 452 00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:43,583 But mostly, though, it helps assure fertilization. 453 00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:44,875 Do you understand? 454 00:37:45,875 --> 00:37:46,542 -I do. 455 00:37:46,833 --> 00:37:47,833 - Well, I don't. 456 00:37:49,625 --> 00:37:51,625 - Simple gravity, twit. 457 00:37:51,917 --> 00:37:54,500 Look, the female monkey gets herself inseminated 458 00:37:54,792 --> 00:37:57,125 and then gets up and walks away on all fours, 459 00:37:57,417 --> 00:37:58,000 like nothing happened. 460 00:37:58,292 --> 00:38:00,333 Well that's fine, because on all fours 461 00:38:00,625 --> 00:38:04,792 the male sperm can stay put, but if your lovely bride here 462 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:07,208 were to get up and head for the refrigerator 463 00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:10,958 like the female monkey, two legs and simple gravity 464 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:13,375 lessen her chances of fertilization. 465 00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:17,083 So, you see, her orgasm keeps her heavenly 466 00:38:17,375 --> 00:38:20,917 horizontal for a safe period. 467 00:38:34,042 --> 00:38:35,333 - You're sneaky. 468 00:38:35,625 --> 00:38:38,083 - Us naked apes are the sexiest primates alive. 469 00:38:38,375 --> 00:38:39,417 - And always ready. 470 00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:40,708 - You mean it. 471 00:38:40,833 --> 00:38:41,875 - Down. 472 00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:15,375 Next please. 473 00:39:15,667 --> 00:39:19,375 - "The merrie ballad of Nash, his dildo" by Thomas Nash. 474 00:39:19,667 --> 00:39:21,792 "He rubbed and pierced her ever to the bone, 475 00:39:22,083 --> 00:39:25,042 "digging as deep as he could dig for stones. 476 00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:28,667 "Now high, now low, now striking short and thick, 477 00:39:28,958 --> 00:39:31,583 "and diving deeper, pierced her to the quick. 478 00:39:31,875 --> 00:39:35,542 "His body presses against my breasts. My heart throbs." 479 00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:37,542 - They're still turning each other on. 480 00:39:38,583 --> 00:39:39,583 - What about me? 481 00:39:44,958 --> 00:39:46,000 Show me again. 482 00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:50,333 - Mr. Rogers? 483 00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:54,583 Mr. Rogers? 484 00:39:58,542 --> 00:39:59,625 It's your turn. 485 00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:02,417 - Oh, sorry. 486 00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:12,167 I apologize for not having an example 487 00:40:12,458 --> 00:40:14,208 of erotic classic literature, 488 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:19,292 but I would like to read something pertaining to attitudes. 489 00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:23,000 I mean, what is biologically natural 490 00:40:23,292 --> 00:40:26,458 as opposed to the culturally sinful, 491 00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:27,875 as you were saying earlier. 492 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,625 "The vast bulk of copulation in our species 493 00:40:38,917 --> 00:40:41,708 "is obviously concerned not with producing offspring 494 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,917 "but with cementing the pair bond 495 00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:47,917 "by providing mutual rewards for sexual partners. 496 00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:57,500 "The repeated attainment of sexual consummation 497 00:40:57,792 --> 00:41:00,708 "for a mated pair is clearly then not some kind 498 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,875 "of sophisticated, decadent outgrowth 499 00:41:03,167 --> 00:41:05,542 "of modern civilization, but a deep-rooted, 500 00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:08,542 "biologically based and evolutionary sound 501 00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:10,792 "tendency of our species. 502 00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:14,667 "Any body relationship should be grist to our sexual mill 503 00:41:14,958 --> 00:41:17,375 "and as an inventive species, it should be natural 504 00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:20,583 "for us to experiment with any postures we like. 505 00:41:20,875 --> 00:41:23,208 "But the more the better, in fact, because this will 506 00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:26,458 "increase the complexity of the sexual act, 507 00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:29,375 "increase sexual novelty and prevent sexual boredom 508 00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:31,792 "between the members of a long-mated pair. 509 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,708 "Any improvement in sexual rewards for the members 510 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,500 "of a mated pair will obviously be important 511 00:41:38,792 --> 00:41:40,583 "in strengthening the pair bond." 512 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,667 Desmond Morris, "the naked ape." 513 00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:56,875 - Uh, right. 514 00:41:57,917 --> 00:42:02,167 J' if the nightingales could sing like you j' 515 00:42:02,458 --> 00:42:06,792 j' they'd sing much sweeter than they do j' 516 00:42:07,083 --> 00:42:11,875 j' for your brought a new kind of love to me j' 517 00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:15,625 - I like what you said about sex 518 00:42:15,917 --> 00:42:16,583 variations and pair bonding. 519 00:42:16,875 --> 00:42:17,542 - Oh, thanks. 520 00:42:17,833 --> 00:42:20,542 - But since we've bonded ourselves into overpopulation, 521 00:42:20,833 --> 00:42:22,583 isn't it time we got ourselves unstuck. 522 00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:29,167 J' you've brought a new kind of love to me j' 523 00:42:33,708 --> 00:42:37,792 how about a law that a person can only reproduce himself? 524 00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:39,417 You know, one for one. 525 00:42:39,708 --> 00:42:41,458 Of course, they'd have to enforce it. 526 00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:42,917 - You mean with a fine? 527 00:42:43,208 --> 00:42:44,875 - I mean with scissors. 528 00:42:46,542 --> 00:42:49,792 J' you're a lady, and I am only a man j' 529 00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:53,958 j' I would work and slave the whole day through j' 530 00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:55,750 what the world needs now... 531 00:42:56,042 --> 00:42:59,583 J' so I could hurry home to you j' 532 00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:01,583 is a bucket of cold water. 533 00:43:05,292 --> 00:43:10,083 J' because you've brought a new kind of love to me j' 534 00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:17,500 Overbreeding is biologically immoral. 535 00:43:17,792 --> 00:43:19,167 Stop overpopulation. 536 00:43:19,458 --> 00:43:21,458 Gay power, gay power, gay power. 537 00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:25,250 Homosexuals are the last oppressed people. 538 00:43:25,542 --> 00:43:28,167 The planet is crowded. Come out. 539 00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:31,167 Overbreeding is biologically immoral. 540 00:43:31,458 --> 00:43:34,750 Gay power, gay power, gay power. 541 00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:42,792 Overbreeding is biologically immoral. 542 00:43:43,083 --> 00:43:47,000 Gay power, gay power, gay power. 543 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:51,917 Homosexuals are the last oppressed people. 544 00:46:39,375 --> 00:46:41,417 - Sandra, come on. 545 00:46:41,708 --> 00:46:43,375 The lady said follow the yellow line. 546 00:46:44,417 --> 00:46:45,667 It's not moving. 547 00:46:52,417 --> 00:46:54,057 It took us millions of years 548 00:46:54,292 --> 00:46:56,333 to evolve into the sexual hunter, 549 00:46:56,625 --> 00:47:00,375 and then we think up civilization, and pow, 550 00:47:00,667 --> 00:47:03,417 in a few thousand years we become civilized. 551 00:47:03,708 --> 00:47:06,583 The point is, there was no time to make the adjustment. 552 00:50:24,167 --> 00:50:27,208 J' Jesus loves me, this I know j' 553 00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:31,333 j' for the Bible tells me so j' 554 00:50:31,625 --> 00:50:35,542 j' little ones to him belong j' 555 00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:39,875 j' they are weak, but he is strong j' 556 00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:44,083 j' Jesus loves me, oh yeah j' 557 00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:47,667 j' Jesus loves me, oh yeah j' 558 00:50:47,958 --> 00:50:50,458 j' Jesus loves me j' 559 00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:54,583 j' for the Bible tells me so j' 560 00:52:09,917 --> 00:52:10,917 - Oh, oh. 561 00:52:12,167 --> 00:52:13,167 Oh, oh, oh. 562 00:53:16,667 --> 00:53:18,434 - Miss hemmings, am I supposed to do something 563 00:53:18,458 --> 00:53:19,667 important at this time? 564 00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:24,500 Miss hemmings? 565 00:53:55,542 --> 00:53:56,542 - Oh. 566 00:53:59,458 --> 00:54:02,417 I'm cathleen, Cathy. 567 00:54:02,708 --> 00:54:06,583 Miss hemmings took a, or I think, left for 568 00:54:06,875 --> 00:54:07,875 - who cares? 569 00:54:09,667 --> 00:54:10,667 - Jellybeans. 570 00:54:12,792 --> 00:54:14,250 The bag broke. 571 00:54:14,542 --> 00:54:15,542 - You're new. 572 00:54:15,708 --> 00:54:18,500 - Yes, I was just assigned to you today. 573 00:54:18,792 --> 00:54:21,208 I decided to stop being a housewife. 574 00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:24,667 My husband's away, so I got out and joined the workforce. 575 00:54:28,250 --> 00:54:29,250 - Uh, right. 576 00:54:41,917 --> 00:54:43,917 You're a dirty old man. 577 00:54:47,583 --> 00:54:50,000 Yes, but I'm a healthy dirty old man. 578 00:54:51,750 --> 00:54:54,750 The whole world's geared to staring at each other's goodies. 579 00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:00,042 Voyeurism is a healthy, nonparticipating sex activity. 580 00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:04,417 The world should stare at the world. 581 00:55:09,625 --> 00:55:10,875 Did my wife call? 582 00:55:11,167 --> 00:55:13,667 - Oh yes, she's meeting you downstairs. I'm sorry. 583 00:55:13,958 --> 00:55:15,000 - That's all right. 584 00:55:15,292 --> 00:55:17,083 It's just that we're going to the country. 585 00:55:19,083 --> 00:55:21,375 It took us two million years to get out of the trees, 586 00:55:21,667 --> 00:55:22,787 and the rush hour could take 587 00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:24,833 another two million to get back in. 588 00:55:28,208 --> 00:55:31,375 J' specialize, organize j' 589 00:55:31,667 --> 00:55:32,708 night, Carl. 590 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,625 J' when are we going to realize j' 591 00:55:35,917 --> 00:55:38,833 j' homo sapiens is facing his demise j' 592 00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:40,333 see you Monday, Stanley. 593 00:55:40,625 --> 00:55:43,625 J' how you gonna keep him up in the cities j' 594 00:55:43,917 --> 00:55:45,667 - Ted, that's not your hat. 595 00:55:45,958 --> 00:55:46,958 J' stabilize j' 596 00:55:47,250 --> 00:55:47,917 good night, Bob. 597 00:55:48,208 --> 00:55:49,268 J' but don't forget how to j' 598 00:55:49,292 --> 00:55:51,101 you really blew their minds at that meeting today. 599 00:55:51,125 --> 00:55:52,750 J' improvise j' 600 00:55:53,042 --> 00:55:55,625 j' look what's happened to the eagle and whale j' 601 00:55:55,917 --> 00:55:59,167 j' what you gonna do when your systems fail? J' 602 00:55:59,458 --> 00:56:04,250 j' how will we synthesize a new atmosphere? J' 603 00:56:05,708 --> 00:56:10,625 j' how we will minimize the effects of fear? J' 604 00:56:11,792 --> 00:56:16,708 j' and can we justify what we're doing here? J' 605 00:56:18,167 --> 00:56:21,708 j' with the end so near j' 606 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,792 j' tune in next week, tune in next week j' 607 00:56:25,083 --> 00:56:27,833 j'aii will be revealed j' 608 00:56:28,125 --> 00:56:31,167 j' oh analyze, theorize j' 609 00:56:31,458 --> 00:56:34,792 j' of all god's creatures we're certainly the wise guys j' 610 00:56:35,083 --> 00:56:38,000 j' and when we're all pressurized j' 611 00:56:38,292 --> 00:56:41,000 j'and when we're all moralized j' 612 00:56:41,292 --> 00:56:43,792 j' and when we're all sanitized j' 613 00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:47,375 j' we're still gorillas j' 614 00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:52,125 j' what you gonna do when you be arised? J' 615 00:56:55,417 --> 00:56:57,458 During the week, the naked ape rushes 616 00:56:57,750 --> 00:57:00,250 to cover the earth with steel and concrete, 617 00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:02,750 only to spend his weekend rushing to find 618 00:57:03,042 --> 00:57:04,417 what remains of nature. 619 00:57:13,833 --> 00:57:15,417 - All right, ladies and gentlemen, 620 00:57:15,708 --> 00:57:18,125 let's follow the yellow line to the next exhibit. 621 00:57:18,417 --> 00:57:20,250 There, we will see displayed the result 622 00:57:20,542 --> 00:57:22,708 of man's greatest survival trick, 623 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,250 his exploratory inventive urge. 624 00:57:31,208 --> 00:57:33,583 His highly developed mental and physical dexterity 625 00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:36,875 have enabled him to improve upon nature. 626 00:57:46,208 --> 00:57:50,333 The same hands that once grasped the branches of trees 627 00:57:50,625 --> 00:57:54,042 have since created the treasures of this earth. 628 00:58:23,708 --> 00:58:27,500 Our ancestral grunts and squeaks have become language 629 00:58:27,792 --> 00:58:32,375 and symbols to further aid our limited creative ability. 630 00:58:32,667 --> 00:58:33,667 A. 631 00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:42,042 J'ej' 632 00:58:43,167 --> 00:58:44,458 j'ij' 633 00:58:44,750 --> 00:58:45,750 j'oj' 634 00:58:46,583 --> 00:58:47,208 j'uj' 635 00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:49,458 j'a, e, I, oj' 636 00:58:50,833 --> 00:58:51,833 - Simpra. 637 00:58:52,042 --> 00:58:53,333 Simpra. 638 00:58:53,625 --> 00:58:54,625 - Libra. 639 00:58:54,667 --> 00:58:56,083 Libra. 640 00:59:18,167 --> 00:59:20,708 J' ne-an-der-thal j' 641 01:00:31,458 --> 01:00:33,417 We have even disciplined our bodies 642 01:00:33,708 --> 01:00:36,833 in the creative search for form and beauty. 643 01:00:59,375 --> 01:01:01,583 When the mind of man is at peace, 644 01:01:01,875 --> 01:01:06,042 he and his creations are truly the most exquisite on earth. 645 01:05:47,750 --> 01:05:51,375 It is one of the ironies of nature that the naked ape, 646 01:05:51,667 --> 01:05:54,000 while perfecting his greatest survival trick, 647 01:05:54,292 --> 01:05:58,500 his inventive exploratory urge, has managed to bring himself 648 01:05:58,792 --> 01:06:01,208 into conflict with an older, more primitive 649 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:04,708 survival trick, his aggressive urge. 650 01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:06,167 - All right, let's go. 651 01:06:06,458 --> 01:06:08,292 All right, let's move! 652 01:06:08,583 --> 01:06:09,958 Come on, move it out. 653 01:06:11,042 --> 01:06:12,042 Let's go. 654 01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:13,833 Come on, let's go here. 655 01:06:15,542 --> 01:06:16,702 Form a line right over there. 656 01:06:16,917 --> 01:06:18,750 Come on, hey, come on, move it out. 657 01:06:21,625 --> 01:06:23,875 His superior mentality has evolved 658 01:06:24,167 --> 01:06:27,000 a species defect, one that could cause him 659 01:06:27,292 --> 01:06:30,375 to exterminate himself by the end of the century. 660 01:06:31,667 --> 01:06:34,083 We animals fight amongst ourselves 661 01:06:34,375 --> 01:06:36,500 for one of two very good reasons, 662 01:06:36,792 --> 01:06:39,500 either to establish dominance in a class system. 663 01:06:39,792 --> 01:06:41,292 - Get back in line! 664 01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:47,750 Or to establish territorial rights 665 01:06:48,042 --> 01:06:50,583 over a particular piece of ground. 666 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,333 - You dirty son of a bitch! 667 01:06:55,958 --> 01:06:57,000 - Arnold dickerson! 668 01:06:57,292 --> 01:06:58,833 - Here, I'm here. I'm here. 669 01:07:00,375 --> 01:07:01,958 - You're late for the war. 670 01:07:02,250 --> 01:07:04,583 - Don't worry, there'll be another one along any minute. 671 01:07:04,875 --> 01:07:06,018 - All right now, follow the yellow line 672 01:07:06,042 --> 01:07:07,250 into the building, let's go. 673 01:07:08,792 --> 01:07:09,792 Move! 674 01:07:19,583 --> 01:07:22,125 There is a rigidly established class system 675 01:07:22,417 --> 01:07:25,250 in most species of monkeys and apes. 676 01:07:25,542 --> 01:07:27,022 -All right, hold it right here, stop. 677 01:07:28,167 --> 01:07:31,000 With the dominant male in charge of the group. 678 01:07:31,292 --> 01:07:33,250 Others range below him in varying degrees 679 01:07:33,542 --> 01:07:35,708 of subordination, and envy. 680 01:07:36,875 --> 01:07:40,208 So when the boss becomes too old to remain top ape, 681 01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:43,625 he is overthrown by a younger male, who then inherits 682 01:07:43,917 --> 01:07:46,792 the control, and envy, of the colony. 683 01:07:50,667 --> 01:07:53,750 Also, in most species of monkeys and apes, 684 01:07:54,042 --> 01:07:56,542 the responsibility of protecting the territory 685 01:07:56,833 --> 01:07:59,750 and the colony falls to the dominant male, 686 01:08:00,042 --> 01:08:02,000 who will lay his life on the line 687 01:08:02,292 --> 01:08:04,667 in order to protect his colony. 688 01:08:04,958 --> 01:08:07,375 The naked ape has reversed this procedure, 689 01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:09,958 it falling instead to the lesser males 690 01:08:10,250 --> 01:08:14,042 to defend not only the territory but the colony boss, 691 01:08:14,333 --> 01:08:17,500 who in return will spare no amount of technology 692 01:08:17,792 --> 01:08:19,458 in laying their lives on the line. 693 01:08:48,375 --> 01:08:49,875 - Make sure he's only got one hand 694 01:08:50,167 --> 01:08:51,417 on your shoulder at a time. 695 01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:39,417 - A-g-g 696 01:10:39,708 --> 01:10:42,750 r-e-s-s 697 01:10:43,042 --> 01:10:44,708 i-o-n. 698 01:10:46,292 --> 01:10:48,875 A-g-g 699 01:10:49,167 --> 01:10:50,167 r-e-s-s 700 01:10:51,583 --> 01:10:53,333 i-o-n. 701 01:12:10,042 --> 01:12:13,500 - I would like it to go on record that I 702 01:12:13,792 --> 01:12:16,833 conscientiously object to war. 703 01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:19,750 I believe in total appeasement. 704 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,000 - What would you do 705 01:12:30,458 --> 01:12:33,708 if a vicious enemy suddenly started coming at you, 706 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,750 armed to the teeth and ready to kill you? 707 01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:40,500 - Um. 708 01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:44,750 A vicious, uh, enemy. 709 01:12:47,042 --> 01:12:48,042 Armed 710 01:12:49,875 --> 01:12:50,875 to the teeth? 711 01:12:54,208 --> 01:12:55,875 Ready to kill me? 712 01:13:11,792 --> 01:13:15,542 Well, the first thing I'd do is throw down my weapon. 713 01:13:16,708 --> 01:13:19,500 Then, I'd show him my hands 714 01:13:19,792 --> 01:13:22,833 so that he could see that there wasn't anything in them. 715 01:13:23,125 --> 01:13:26,750 Then I would salute, so that he would see that my hands 716 01:13:27,042 --> 01:13:28,402 were flat out in the open and know 717 01:13:28,500 --> 01:13:30,000 that I wasn't making a fist. 718 01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:35,792 And if that didn't work, I'd take off my hat. 719 01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:37,917 Yeah, I'd definitely take off my hat 720 01:13:38,208 --> 01:13:40,458 and make myself very small. 721 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:42,375 As small as I could get. 722 01:13:42,667 --> 01:13:44,917 See, I wouldn't wanna seem taller than he was. 723 01:13:45,208 --> 01:13:46,583 That's why I'd take off my hat. 724 01:13:48,167 --> 01:13:52,583 Hm, I'd lower my head. I'd lower my body. 725 01:13:52,875 --> 01:13:54,167 That'd be good and submissive. 726 01:13:55,125 --> 01:13:56,542 Yeah. 727 01:13:56,833 --> 01:14:00,000 Um, so is bowing. 728 01:14:01,583 --> 01:14:03,625 I think he'd understand a bow. 729 01:14:04,875 --> 01:14:07,917 Or maybe a curtsy. 730 01:14:08,208 --> 01:14:10,125 No, no, definitely a bow. 731 01:14:13,417 --> 01:14:14,417 - King's x. 732 01:14:15,875 --> 01:14:18,458 That's it, I'd try some baby talk. 733 01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:22,083 - That shows that I don't mean a wotta harm. 734 01:14:30,958 --> 01:14:33,167 Wot's of people talk baby talk. 735 01:14:33,458 --> 01:14:37,583 Perhaps if I offered him a chocolate bar. 736 01:14:40,208 --> 01:14:42,292 And if he didn't like chocolate, 737 01:14:43,625 --> 01:14:46,583 I'd show him a few insecurity gestures 738 01:14:46,875 --> 01:14:50,083 to make him think him that I was totally incapable. 739 01:14:56,583 --> 01:14:57,833 Birds do things like that. 740 01:14:59,542 --> 01:15:01,542 Religion is very appeasing, 741 01:15:01,833 --> 01:15:04,417 if you know the right lousy religion. 742 01:15:05,958 --> 01:15:09,375 Oh, I think I would smile and laugh, 743 01:15:09,667 --> 01:15:12,625 and I think I would laugh a lot. 744 01:15:12,917 --> 01:15:16,000 I think I would laugh until I started to cry 745 01:15:16,292 --> 01:15:19,375 and fall down prostrate on the ground 746 01:15:19,667 --> 01:15:21,167 and grovel at his feet. 747 01:15:24,833 --> 01:15:26,083 - Oh boy. 748 01:15:32,750 --> 01:15:33,750 - Sounds sensible. 749 01:15:35,125 --> 01:15:38,792 A modicum of caution is required in every soldier. 750 01:15:39,833 --> 01:15:40,500 - But, uh... 751 01:15:40,792 --> 01:15:44,125 - In most disputes, the basic aggressive threat signals 752 01:15:44,417 --> 01:15:46,375 are strong enough to put a stop to the dispute 753 01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:48,875 without the contestants coming to blows. 754 01:15:49,167 --> 01:15:51,417 Then everybody uses appeasement signals. 755 01:15:51,708 --> 01:15:53,125 You have nothing to worry about. 756 01:15:58,042 --> 01:16:00,667 - But we're not using Spears anymore. 757 01:16:00,958 --> 01:16:02,833 Weapons have become highly impersonal. 758 01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:05,958 They're developed to be fired fantastic distances. 759 01:16:06,250 --> 01:16:10,250 How the hell's the enemy gonna see my appeasement signals? 760 01:16:10,542 --> 01:16:12,917 - Look, it's a fair fight. 761 01:16:13,208 --> 01:16:15,083 You won't be able to see his either. 762 01:16:23,708 --> 01:16:24,375 - How'd you make out? 763 01:16:24,667 --> 01:16:25,333 - Forget it. 764 01:16:25,625 --> 01:16:26,667 - What do I tell him? 765 01:16:26,958 --> 01:16:28,500 - Tell him you like boys. 766 01:16:50,750 --> 01:16:52,250 - I think I should tell you, 767 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,042 I like boys. 768 01:16:57,958 --> 01:16:59,708 - Then you'll probably like the army. 769 01:17:15,792 --> 01:17:18,958 In the ambrona valley of Spain, two excavations 770 01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:22,167 revealed a prehistoric fossil story about a band 771 01:17:22,458 --> 01:17:25,083 of homo erectus believed to have hunted here 772 01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:28,083 over 500,000 years ago. 773 01:17:28,375 --> 01:17:30,375 Most of the tools found in the valley 774 01:17:30,667 --> 01:17:32,333 were made of alien stone, 775 01:17:32,625 --> 01:17:34,185 which means that they were carried here 776 01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:36,417 in anticipation of the hunt. 777 01:17:36,708 --> 01:17:38,708 These early hunters had some understanding 778 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:41,458 of place and season, and could visualize 779 01:17:41,750 --> 01:17:43,375 events in the future. 780 01:17:43,667 --> 01:17:46,250 They knew that the migratory grazing animals 781 01:17:46,542 --> 01:17:49,042 would be moving south through such natural funnels 782 01:17:49,333 --> 01:17:52,708 as the ambrona valley, migrating to the warmer lowlands, 783 01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,250 where they grazed for winter. 784 01:18:11,417 --> 01:18:14,333 The basic patterns of behavior developed by us 785 01:18:14,625 --> 01:18:16,500 in these early days as hunting apes 786 01:18:16,792 --> 01:18:19,625 still shines through all our affairs today, 787 01:18:19,917 --> 01:18:22,042 no matter how lofty we make them appear. 788 01:18:23,417 --> 01:18:25,292 - Get wide, spread it out! 789 01:18:28,667 --> 01:18:31,458 The basic aggressive urge of the hunt 790 01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:34,000 has never changed, only its form. 791 01:21:02,250 --> 01:21:04,917 What a piece of work is man. 792 01:21:05,208 --> 01:21:09,375 How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty. 793 01:21:10,958 --> 01:21:13,833 In form and moving, how express and admirable. 794 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:17,417 In action, how like an angel. 795 01:21:18,750 --> 01:21:21,333 In apprehension, how like a god. 796 01:21:22,750 --> 01:21:26,708 The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals.